Everybody knows there's just one place I go
When I want to hear the news
That's to your mother's house
Where we talk about you

She shows me pictures of little you in the nude
And it would be rude of me
Not to let her see
The ones that I have took of you

It's true, you bid adieu to me
And I said a sad farewell
But I'd never agree if you asked it of me
To bid goodbye to your mama as well

As all your lovers know
There's only one place to go when you want to hear the news
That's to your mother's house
Where we all talk about you

It's true, you bid adieu to me
And I said a sad farewell
But I'd never agree if you asked it of me
To bid goodbye to your mama as well

As all your lovers know
There's only one place to go when you want to hear the news
That's to your mother's house
Where we all talk about you
Straight to your mother's house
Where we talk about you