You're bored you've got nothing better to do than give money to the state
You've got a liscense plate it says I love my cat,
You paid money for that but your car is cute
You've got a wicker basket full of pearl necklaces; you have diamonds but they
Might as well be grains of sand
Your bedspread looks like a wedding dress
You married walt disney for his filthy free candy
The dream you have realized comes in many colors:
Tan, mauve magenta, but they're all the same shade
You mistake my wonder for ridicule