I can’t speak for anybody else
I only represent myself
But if I had to say something
I’d say this party really sucks!
And if you wanted to come here
Then why did you bring me along?
Now I’m sitting in this corner
Pretending I know this song

Am I saying the wrong thing?
Am I wearing the wrong thing?
Am I saying the wrong thing while wearing the wrong thing??
Oh no

You had me on watch
I wish that you’d stop
I’ve been knocking on wood

Then there’s me
In my worried shell
You know me so well
(But not like you should)

Now you are sitting there
Your hair looks just like Gwen Stefani’s
You are wearing your tight jeans
That you liked more before you met me

But I never said a thing!
I bit and bound my tongue!
Now you’re making out with someone else in front of me like
Do you think I’m dumb and am I

Saying the wrong thing?
Am I wearing the wrong thing?
Am I saying the wrong thing while wearing the wrong thing?
Oh no

You had me on watch
I wish that you’d stop
I’ve been knocking on wood

Then there’s me
In my foolish shell
You know me so well
But not like you should
And I would, if you would only ask

So, why don’t you ask?
We usually always get along
I usually only speak in song
If only you could speak in song
Then for sure we’d get along

‘cause I am just the same as you
And I get just as restless too
But it’s about the altitude
Not who is climbing up

It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh
It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up
But I would never take you to a party if it sucked
And that sucks