[Verse] Well you used to have friends,
But you're a sucker for a trend!
A down-to-earth bloke til you moved up in the smoke,
You think you're the shit, now that you got in!

[Chorus] You strut around like you're too good for this town!
Too big for your boots, forgotten your roots!
Now I don't recognize this brand new you!
[Hook] You're a dickhead, no matter what you say!
Fuck the dickhead in every single fucking way! (Yeah! Dick!)
Don't call us and we won't call you!

Oh anyone can see, you're still a dickhead to me!
[Verse] So you ran off to the city to forge yourself a name!
New walk, hairstyle, talk, and left us in the rain!
But you will never venture far they see you for the poser you are!
[Chorus] You strut around like you're too good for this town!
Too big for your boots, forgotten your roots!
Now I don't recognize this brand new you!
[Hook] You're a dickhead, no matter what you say!
Fuck the dickhead in every single fucking way! (Yeah! Dick!)
Don't call us and we won't call you! (Alright!)

Oh anyone can see, you're still a dickhead to me!
Yeah!

You're a dickhead, no matter what you say!
You're a dickhead, no matter what you say!
You're a dickhead, no matter what you say!
You're a dickhead, no matter what you say!
Fuck the dickhead in every single fucking way! (Yeah! Dick!)
Don't call us and we won't call you! (Alright!)

Oh anyone can see, you're still a dickhead to me!