[Verse 1] Oh I had a little nut tree
But nothing would it bear for me
But a silver lining
And a golden pear alone, alright
I went on to 7th Street
I said, pluck my little nut tree
But no one would appear to me
So I felt a little lonely

[Chorus 1] Oh
(Adam and Eve)
Oh come on baby
(Adam and Eve)
You been driving me crazy
(Adam and Eve)
With them long long legs
(Adam and Eve)

[Verse 2] Oh I had a little nut tree
But nothing would it bear for me
But a silver lining
And a golden pear alone
So I went on to Linden Street
And I pulled out a twenty
And then I pulled out a fifty
I said I'll pay double, just give it to me

[Chorus 2] (Adam and Eve)
Oh come on
(Adam and Eve)
I just need a little bit
(Adam and Eve)
And I won't throw up a fit
(Adam and Eve)
And I'll go straight to my room
(Adam and Eve)
Oh shit
(Adam and Eve)
I'm feeling good
(Adam and Eve)
Like God intended
(Adam and Eve)

[Verse 3] Oh I had a little nut tree
But nothing would it bear for me
But a silver lining
And a golden pear alone, yeah
Every night when I go to sleep
You know I have another wet dream
Oh I have another wet dream
And an angel does appear to me, she says

[Chorus 3] (Adam and Eve)
I'm gonna take off that robe
(Adam and Eve)
And see what God gave ya
(Adam and Eve)
Oh ha ha ha
(Adam and Eve)
Oh baby baby baby
(Adam and Eve)
Ya know that I got a car
(Adam and Eve)
And it seats about twenty
(Adam and Eve)
So come along and bring your jukebox money