I'm a bundle of nerves, get a little disturbed
Every time she looks at me
My heart starts thumping, blood starts pumping
I get weak in my knees

My voice quivers, my body shivers
My vision gets all blurred
Her eyes flutter, my words stutter
I'm just a bundle of nerves

Wrecked my shopping cart, inside Wal-Mart
When she spoke that southern drawl
Smiled at me, wrote down her number
Said, "Big boy, give me a call"

Tried to play it cool but fell over a stool
As I turned to walk away
Wound up on my back, underneath a rack
Of women's lingerie

I'm a bundle of nerves, get a little disturbed
Every time she looks at me
My heart starts thumping, blood starts pumping
I get weak in my knees

My voice quivers, my body shivers
My vision gets all blurred
Her eyes flutter, my words stutter
I'm just a bundle of nerves

Thought I'd try my luck, so I called her up
She said, "Let's go out tonight"
Showed up early feeling like John Wayne
But acting like Barney Fife

Wearing nothing but a smile and an itty-bitty towel
She opened up the door
I was floating through the air, when I tripped on a stair
And fell right off the porch

I'm a bundle of nerves, get a little disturbed
Every time she looks at me
My heart starts thumping, blood starts pumping
I get weak in my knees

My voice quivers, my body shivers
My vision gets all blurred
Her eyes flutter, my words stutter
I'm just a bundle of nerves

Her eyes flutter, my words stutter
I'm just a bundle, Lord, I'm a bundle
I'm just a bundle of nerves