Well I've been with a boy who wears bracelets
And I've been with a boy with blue hair
And I've been with a boy who likes baseball
But none of those boys went anywhere
Yeah none of those boys went anywhere

And I've been with a guy who liked the greatfull dead
And I've been with a guy who smokes grass
And I've been with a guy who likes gay Bars
But all of those guys soon enough passed
Yeah all of those guys soon enough passed

(Whistling)

And I've been with a man who liked mйnage trios
And I've been with a man who liked Monster trucks
And I've been with a man who liked masturbation
But he liked masturbation too much
Yeah he liked masturbation too much