(Hector and Chicharrón)
Well, everyone knows Juanita,
Her eyes each a different color~
Her teeth go out, and her chin goes in~
And her… knuckles, they drag on the floor,

[Chicharrón] Those aren't the words..!

[Hector] There are children present!

Her hair is like a briar,
She stands in a bow-legged stance,
And if I weren't so ugly~, she'd possibly give me a chance~…?