I made Zub Zub
With my best
Guy friend
And now
I'm knocked up
To no end

He filled me
With baby batter
And we ate
Some orange
Tic-Tacs after

I didn't know
What to do
Or what to say
But I missed
The winter dance
But that's okay

He obviously
Wouldn't want
To go with me
Anyway
He's obviously
A little angry