[Intro] Here it is
You know how it goes
I didn't invent the wheel
I just made it better
Hey Alaska, are you ready?

[Verse 1] It's a well trodden [?] path
You've been down it before
A softly spoken intro from a sex hotline whore
A built-up in tension
A beat to dance to
A tag line that literally put on a t-shirt all the way through

[Chorus] It's a drag race

[?] backface
It's in bad taste
It's a drag race song
All my yas-gays
On your sad days
Sing a catchphrase
It's a drag race song
Insert seductive nonsense here

[Verse 2] I could sing about fashion
Show my [?] and beats
I could belt like Mariah
But I rather play with my tits
Is this what you came for?
Pay to hear me lament
Always cheaper than therapy but not by much I bet, no no
Cash, Paypal or Venmo my pussy, meow

[Chorus] It's a drag race

[?] backface
It's in bad taste
It's a drag race song
All my yas-gays
On your sad days
Sing a catchphrase
It's a drag race song

[Bridge] Fierce, slay, walk
I'm in my heels
Fierce, slay, walk
I'm in my heels
Now here's the part where I sing about some other queens you may have heard of
Because I'm a team player

[Verse 3] Ru is the mother
Her legs to the sky
Crystal's a stunt queen
And Gothy said "Bye"
Blu is real shady
Viv is serving the face
Scaredy is just a baby
And I get the distinct impression that Michelle Visage doesn't like me
Oh, why me?

[Chorus] It's a drag race

[?] backface
It's in bad taste
It's a drag race song
All my yas-gays
On your sad days
Sing a catchphrase
It's a drag race

[Outro] Fierce, slay, walk
I'm in my heels
Fierce, slay, walk
I'm in my heels