[Verse 1] Do you remember when we woke up
Already felt like I had enough
We hadn't played survival in a month
Why don't we try hard [what?!] You set up the I.P. and then you say "come join me"
We found OBSIDIAN in like a day
Frickin' good at surviving in this game
Built a portal the noises they aren't COOL…

[Hook] Oooooo OOH OOH OOH OOH!
We went to light it up last night but..
Oooooo OOH OOH OOH OOH
This time I'm scared of just walking through

[Chorus] We! are never ever ever going to the nether! (2x)
I heard there were PIGMEN and lots of soulsand that slow you down
SO WE are never ever ever ever going to the nether!

[Verse 2] Say, do you think they have Christmas in the nether?
You say I'm being stupid and let's try… (not to die)
Going through the purple late at night
Making up EXCUSES all the time
There's too many creepers out here just go through the damn thing!

[Hook] Oooooo OOH OOH OOH OOH
We went to light it up last night But..
Oooooo OOH OOH OOH OOH
This time I'm scared of just walking through

[Chorus] We! are never ever ever going to the nether! (2x)
I heard there were PIGMEN and lots of soulsand that slow you down
SO WE are never ever ever ever going to the nether

OOOOO OOH OOH OOH OOH (3x)

So We got to the other side of the portal
And it was just RUBBISH!
We pretty mush died strait away
THIS IS CRAP!

[Chorus] We! are never ever ever going to the nether! (2x)
I heard there were PIGMEN and lots of soulsand that slow you down
SO WE are never ever ever ever going to the nether!
I! said never ever ever go to the nether

We! should have never ever ever gone to the nether
I hate the color PURPLE and the noises freak me OUT!
SO WE are never ever ever ever again going to the nether

Cup of tea anyone?
Oooooo OOH OOH OOH OOH(6x)