Bleached tar
A song once song by an ancient race
said to be superior to ours in every way possible
though the actual meaning of the lyrics is unknown
most scholars believe that the song is about cereal.

Gootshoots fects telactin
Zyke L fects belog
Kygee oroat fellk Mokat

Kangel L. Fects Telkets
Vutsel moot Kygee
Beymite fellk oota