You posted on the internet-net-net-net-net,
And what you said made kids upset-set-set-set
You said a song by one direction was lacking in the middle section
Oh what an affront!
Why are you such a c***?

You watch a tv show you like – like –like –like
And so you made a post about it
On your fuck-yeah fandoms page
Said it was action packed, a lot of fun and that’s a fact
Why must you spoil it so?
I wish you’d not been born!

You’re a mild mannered monster
Saying things you mean
You disagree with someone
How could you be so obscene?
You’re amenable, a maverick and full of friendly cheer
The internet don’t want your kind round here.

You said the best Harry Potter film was the first-first-first-first
As the kids grew up they got worse-worse-worse-worse
Your point was well considered
Eloquent, and well delivered,
But none of that’s worth while
Since you must be a paedophile.

You’re a mild mannered monster
Saying things you mean
You disagree with someone
How could you be so obscene?
You’re amenable, a maverick and full of friendly cheer
The internet don’t want your kind round here.

You’re not allowed opinions (Cars was an okay film)
You’re not allowed opinions (Cars 2 was also fine)
You’re not allowed opinions (I think Sherlock can be quite worthy)
You’re not allowed opinions (Alex Day’s new song was listenable)
You’re not allowed opinions (I might go for lunch soon)
You’re not allowed opinions (There are arguments about the non-existence of God)
You’re not allowed opinions
Unless they’re the same as mine

You’re a mild mannered monster
Saying things you mean
You disagree with someone
How could you be so obscene?
You’re amenable, a maverick and full of friendly cheer
The internet don’t want your kind round here

You’re a mild mannered monster
Saying things you mean
You disagree with someone
How could you be so obscene?
You’re amenable, a maverick and full of friendly cheer
The internet don’t want your kind round here