[Verse 1] Remember when we all got drunk
I ended up with two broke thumbs
Oh, my God I felt so dumb, lucky me
I wrote a song that no one knows
I played a show and no one showed
Oh, my God I felt so alone, lucky me

[Pre-Chorus] Woah, when all is going wrong and you're scared as hell
Woah, what you gonna do? Who you gonna tell?
Maybe a hundred bad days made a hundred good stories
A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties

[Chorus] A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories
A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties
Yeah, no, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you no more

[Post-Chorus] La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da
La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da
No, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you no more

[Verse 2] Remember when she broke my heart
Waitin' for the waiter to return my card
Right as I let down my guard, lucky me
We had to work a bit more hard
Only just to get a little bit less far
We could laugh about it all tomorrow, couldn't we?

[Pre-Chorus] Woah, when all is going wrong and you're scared as hell
Woah, what you gonna do? Who you gonna tell?
Maybe a hundred bad days made a hundred good stories
A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties

[Chorus] A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories
A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties
Yeah, no, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you no more

[Post-Chorus] La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da
La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da
No, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you no more

[Bridge] Do your thing it goes like this
No, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you

[Chorus] A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories
A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties
Yeah, no, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you
A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories
A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties
Yeah, no, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you no more