Zidler: The Can-Can!

If ya can, can, can!
If ya can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can!

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Everybody Can-Can!

Oh, Oh!
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Everybody Can-Can!
Well, If ya can, can, can!
If ya can, can, can!
If ya can, can, can!
Well, If ya can, can, can!
If ya we can, can, can!
If ya can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can!
Everybody can-can!
Outside it may be rainy
But in here it's entertaining!

Men:
Here we are now
Entertain us
Cuz we're stupid
And contagious!

Can, can, can, can, can! Etc.

Christian:
Cuz it's good for your mind!

Zidler:
Everybody Can-Can!

Can, can, can! Etc.