It's Christmas day and I'm alone again
She's with him now, I'm with my loneliness
She ran away four months ago
Left with his sleigh for the north pole

Please come back home
And leave that fat man alone
Santa, you bitch
Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list
All I got was this broken heart and that's it
Santa, you bitch
Oh, there's only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl would've never kissed Saint Nick
Would've never kissed saint nick

I saw 'em dancin' under mistletoe
Thought it was nothing but I guess I didn't know
That there was something goin' on with them
Santa, you player
I thought we were friends

Please come back home
And leave that fat man alone
Santa, you bitch
Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list
All I got was this broken heart and that's it
Santa, you bitch
Oh, there's only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl would've never kissed Saint Nick
Would've never kissed Saint Nick

Oh Santa, you bitch
Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list
All I got was this broken heart and that's it
Santa, you bitch
Oh, there's only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl would've never kissed…

Santa, you bitch
Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list
All I got was this broken heart and that's it
Santa, you bitch
Oh, there's only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl would've never kissed Saint Nick