I was born as a pantomime horse
Ugly as the sun when he falls to the floor
I was cut from the wreckage one day
This is what I get for being that way
Well did you ever did you ever go round with them?
Well did you ever did you ever go round the bend?

I was conned by a circus hand
Tragic as the son of superman
"I would die for the stars" she said
This is what I get for my beautiful head

Well did you ever, did you ever go round with them?
Well did you ever, did you ever go round the bend?

… Ever tried it that way, have you ever tried it that way?