[Verse 1] Santa's brother Bob came to visit for a while.
He said, "Bro,
You need to know,
Your sleigh is out of style.

It's getting really old,
And the paint job is a mess.
It doesn't have heater in case you get cold,
And it doesn't have gps.

What if the reindeer all get sick?
What if they lose their lift?
But don't you worry, brother: I bought you a little gift.

It's a solar sleigh.
It's the latest thing.
When word gets 'round,
In every town,
Everyone will sing. "

Santa's solar sleigh, it's quite a sight.
It has everything he needs for that special Christmas flight,
And it's got…

[Chorus] Headlights, tail lights, flood lights, Christmas lights, automatic doors.
A coffee maker, ice maker, snow maker, toy maker, all of that and more,
And it's got a windshield washer, dishwasher, clothes washer, boot washer, satellite tv.
High-fi wi-fi,
Auto park, auto fly,
A laser light Christmas tree.

[Verse 2] Santa said, "That's kind of you and I don't mean to offend,
But my old sleigh,
Is a-okay.
It's like a trusty friend. "

Bob said, "Come on, brother, I bought the very best.
Please just try it Christmas Eve. It will pass your every test. "

Santa finally gave in. He told the reindeer the news.
He said, "I guess that sleigh is best, so I guess I don't need you.
Thanks for all you've done for me for so many years. "
The reindeer looked down to the ground to hide their reindeer tears.

Soon it was Christmas Eve. Santa hopped onto the sleigh.
He said, "Ho ho ho,
It's time to go. ",
But it wouldn't fly away.

Santa's solar sleigh.
It's quite a sight.
Just one little problem: there's no sunshine at night.
So he couldn't use the…

[Chorus] Headlights, tail lights, flood lights, Christmas lights, automatic doors.
A coffee maker, ice maker, snow maker, toy maker, all of that and more,
And he couldn't use the windshield washer, dishwasher, clothes washer, boot washer, satellite tv.
High-fi wi-fi,
Auto park, auto fly,
A laser light Christmas tree.

[Verse 3] Santa went to his reindeer and said, "I'm sorry, I was wrong.
Sometimes, what's new isn't all it seems; sometimes what's old is strong.
I should have listened to my heart; it knew what I should do,
But it's not too late,
To change our fate,
With the help of all of you. "

The reindeer lifted up their heads and ran to his old sleigh.
Santa loaded it with toys and they were on their way.

Santa's good old sleigh.
It's quite a sight.
Just Santa, toys, and reindeer on that special Christmas flight,
And he didn't need the…

[Chorus] Headlights, tail lights, flood lights, Christmas lights, automatic doors.
A coffee maker, ice maker, snow maker, toy maker, all of that and more,
And he didn't need the windshield washer, dishwasher, clothes washer, boot washer, satellite tv.
High-fi wi-fi,
Auto park, auto fly,
A laser light Christmas tree.

(Closing lines)
Santa's good old sleigh.
It's quite a sight.
Just Santa, toys, and reindeer on that special Christmas flight.
Just Santa, toys, and reindeer… On that special Christmas… Flight.